If you’re still searching for that perfect Halloween costume – one that flatters, not fatters (ha!) – never fear. The girls at Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat? have got you covered.
Here’s one from their These costumes will make you appear thinner list:
Hobo - Carry a broken clock as a watch, wear the biggest sport coat you can find and use a rope to tie some giant pants. For a special twist carry a sign that says “Buddy can you spare a 401k?” In today’s economy everyone will think you’re being ironic, instead of trying to hid your back fat.
And from their These costumes should be avoided list:
Morticia Adams – Under no circumstances should you put on a long form fitting black velvet stretchy dress. Unless you’ve got a Spanxs arrangement that goes from neck to ankles under that get-up, your rolls will be on display doll. And we’re trying to hide them.
Find out which list Angelina Jolie made… and see more costume do’s and don’ts here.
Happy Halloween everyone! Go easy on the candy. 
and I seriously aspire to be as consistently funny as those two…
I guess the Pumpkin costume didn’t make the list
Neither did the pyramid, Dr. J – too bottom heavy, I think. Ha!
Miz – you already are!
Thanks. I’m always looking for ways to look slimmer